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Funky Owls Nursery is situated in the heart of Colliers Wood, just a stone's throw from the underground and local bus routes, making the setting the perfect choice for busy working parents. Behind their doors, you will find a beautifully sustainable, natural environment, where children are excited to learn, and practitioners are excited to teach.
At the same time, nestled amongst the Wandle Park, Colliers Wood Recreation Ground, and on the...
Funding & Fees
Non-funded rates start from £120/ day. Please contact Funky Owls Nursery for a more detailed fee structure and funded rates.
Non-funded rates include all meals, nappies, wipes, extra-curricular classes. Funky Owls Nursery accepts all childcare vouchers and is registered for tax free childcare; parents are responsible for registering with the relevant scheme.
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Type of Service
- Day Nursery
Opening Schedule
Open all yearFull days available
YesHalf day sessions offered
YesOwner
- Funky Owls Nursery
- Private Owned
Person in charge
- Sharon Lee (Manager)
Number of Childcare Staff
- 30
Total Places for Children
- 65
Age Range
- from 0 years 3 months
- to 5 years 0 months
Meals Provided
NoConsumables provided
NoOpening Times
- Monday 07:30-18:00
- Tuesday 07:30-18:00
- Wednesday 07:30-18:00
- Thursday 07:30-18:00
- Friday 07:30-18:00
When Closed
- Bank Holidays
Parking
- Funky Owls Nursery does not offer any parking; visitors can park in the Tesco Petrol station opposite the nursery for 30 minutes. Other parking can be found in surrounding streets, payable via Ringo.
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood Reviews (32)
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood has a Review Score of 9.7 (9.655) out of 10, based on 21 reviews in the last 2 years.
Over all time Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood has 32 reviews.
We are only in our 3rd week for Funky Owls but so far have been really impressed by the quality of care provided for our daughter. The staff have been brilliant and earned our trust in them quickly and the range of activities meals etc appears to be good. They don't have outdoor space but this seems to be made up with excursions on a daily basis.
Thank you for your lovely feedback. It has been a pleasure welcoming you to the Funky Owls Family.
My daughter started at Funky Owls a couple of months ago and we're really happy with it so far. She seems well taken care of and enjoys going there in the mornings which makes drop-off easy. We appreciate the daily updates and it's great to see her engaging in lots of activities throughout the day.
2 months in and the smiles and excitement at drop off are so warming. She really gets excited to go to nursery. Our daughter has developed so much in the short time she's been attending Funky Owls and I'm excited to hear more songs which she's learnt before bed!
Thank you, for the lovely comments. I have no doubt your feedback will put a smile on the team's faces. I'm so pleased to hear our intent with the coffee shop voucher is something parents are enjoying, settling time is a huge milestone for each family.
My little one is so happy going to Nursery and I can see from pick-up the other children feel the same way. From the reports we get and what we hear from the staff, the children have a range of activities every day. Feedback is really important to the management team and all concerns raised at parent meetings have been addressed. Super happy with this nursery and the staff are doing such a wonderful job. Thank you!
Thank you for your review. It is our pleasure to hear your valuable feedback.
We have been with Funky Owls for a little over one year, since our daughter was 8 months old. We noticed how fast she developed from the very first week. I appreciate the constant feedback about her day and every time she displays a new behaviour or skill. We've had some disagreements at one point, but they were satisfactorily handled by the nursery's management, bringing our trust in their jobs to become even higher. Above all, the excitement our daughter shows at every drop-off gets us very happy and it soothes our hearts that she's being taken care well at Funky Owls.
Thank you so much for taking the time to provide your review. We are always happy to hear when parents and families are pleased with the nursery's response on matters.
Communication is very good. We are told how our little one's day has been and what she has been up to at every pick-up, followed by a daily report via an app. And management also send out weekly newsletters. The nursery provides nappies and all meals and they also have a chef on-site, so the quality of food is always good and there is a varied menu. The only downside is they don't have an on-site outside space but this is made up by taking the children out at least once a day for walks and trips. I definitely recommend Funky Owls Nursery.
Thank you for the lovely words. I must say, we love the excitement each morning, during drop off.
Funky Owls feels like a family unit, where everyone truly cares about the children. Along with the creative activities, music and yoga classes. The children also venture out to experience the outdoors.
Thank you for sharing your review with us and the community. We are so grateful for your kind words.
Our eldest started her Funky Owl journey when she was 1 year old. It always seems like a daunting task, starting nursery after your baby has been at home but it was such a smooth transition and I quickly saw just how positive this environment was for our daughter. The staff are nurturing and supportive, the communications are excellent and the little extras along the way are very special. At first, I was hesitant about the lack of outside space but then I realised it was actually a perk because it meant they took the kids out every day, sometimes twice a day on exciting trips like the local farm, the fire station and numerous parks (rather than just relying on a small piece of turf). The food is also excellent! When it came to enrolling our second, it was a no-brainer that it was going to be Funky Owl once again.
We really appreciate you taking the time to share your experience. It was a pleasure having you join Funky Owls for the second time.
We couldn't have asked for a better setting for our twin boys. The team at Funky Owls were fantastic, and the boys loved going there. They had an outing every day and always came home tired out and ready for bed! The chef prepared some great meals for them - I’d often be jealous of the menu myself! The staff all seemed to love working there, and we were always happy with the boy's key workers. We’ve just signed up our one-week-old baby to start next year! Highly recommend.
Thank you so much, Melissa, for such a wonderful review. We miss the boys so much! But can't wait for number three to join the Funky Owls family next year.
Our eldest child was enrolled at Funky Owls Nursery from the age of 8 months until 2 and a 1/2 years old. The dedicated staff consistently provided exceptional care, ensuring our little one always emerged with a beaming smile from the day's enjoyable activities. Despite lacking a private outdoor space, the absence allowed for more exciting adventures exploring local parks, farms, and playgrounds on a daily basis. The regular updates, complete with photos and videos, kept us involved in their daily experiences. I wholeheartedly recommend Funky Owls to any parents contemplating it for their children!
Thank you so much for the lovely review! Wishing the family all the very best in your exciting new adventures ahead. From all the team at Funky Owls Nursery
While they didn’t have a private outdoor space, it meant they had more adventures exploring parks, farms and playgrounds daily.
I loved getting updates throughout the day with photos/videos and updates on what they were doing, and at the end, there was an opportunity to buy a book with all the memories and photos.
I’d highly recommend Funky Owls for any parents who are considering it for their kids!
The staff were all friendly and professional, and it feels like management cares about their wellbeing. Somehow the chef managed to get my son to eat his veg and it is a testament to Funky Owls that he was so well prepared to start school, even as a newbie. While there's no external space, I think that it's a positive as the children were able to explore a range of outdoor areas nearby. Sadly my youngest now has a small outdoor space in his current nursery and they never go anywhere! Great communication throughout the day with the app with plenty of photos. The price is comparable to others nearby. Funky Owls hosted lots of events throughout the year which was a great way to also meet other parents. My eldest dearly misses the nursery and still talks very fondly of his time there and the friends he has made. All round a fab nursery!
Thanks so much for your kind words, Jane! The boys are dearly missed and we do hope they are thriving in school and nursery. With our best wishes to all the family, The Funky Owls Team
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Meet the Team (7)
Zuzanna founded Funky Owls Nursery in July 2013 and is responsible for implementing the nursery's childcare provision. She describes herself as, "A snowboarding instructor with a passion for childcare, a love of books, a fondness for coffee with a huge attachment to family."
What makes her happy? "Snow"
What makes her unhappy? "People misspelling my name!"
Favourite quote: "You must be the change you wish to see in the world’’ Ghandi
Emily partnered with Zuzanna in 2016 as a Co-Director, responsible for finance and business development. She describes herself as, "A mum of 4, with an addiction to coffee, WhatsApp and Netflix, dreaming of a few moments of peace."
What makes her happy? "Sleeping children"
What makes her unhappy? "An empty wine rack!"
Favourite quote: "The best way to predict your future, is to create it" Abraham Lincoln
Sharon joined Funky Owls Nursery in June 2022 as Nursery Manager and is responsible for the day-to-day running of the setting. She describes herself as, "a calm and organised person who loves long walks in the woodlands and spending time with family."
What makes her happy? "a good cup of coffee"
What makes her unhappy? "unkindness and intolerance"
My favourite quote: "Live purely in the moment on a rampage of appreciation" Wayne Dyer
Rahima joined Funky Owls Nursery in April 2022 as Deputy Manager and is responsible for supporting the Management team in the day-to-day running of the setting. She describes herself as, "someone with a vision and goal that’s looking to learn and grow. Counting myself lucky to be able to add more unique experiences to my journey."
What makes her happy? "travelling around the world"
What makes her unhappy? "nice shoes, not being available in size 3 at all times"
Favourite quote: "If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters" Claire Cook
Originally from New Zealand, Joanne joined us in July 2023 as a Level 3 practitioner and was promoted to Yews Room Leader in February 2024. She describes herself as "kind, empathic, keen to travel the world, and see and learn new things."
What makes her happy? "Seeing and spending time with my family and friends"
What makes her unhappy? "Waking up early"
Favourite quote: "Carpe diem – Seize the day" Horace
Federica is one of our longest-standing members of the team, joining Funky Owls Nursery back in 2014. After a year in a different setting in 2018, she rejoined the company in May 2019. She describes herself as, "An enthusiastic traveller, with a passion for exploring new places and looking for the next adventure."
What makes her happy? "Knowing I've always tried my best"
What makes her unhappy? "Selfish or arrogant people"
Favourite quote: "The most worthwhile thing is to try to put happiness into the lives of others" Baden Powell
Vanessa joined Funky Owls Nursery in April 2021 as an Early Years Educator in preschool, before being promoted to Room Leader of Willows (age 2-3) in November 2021. She describes herself as, "Fun, loud and silly; making me perfect for looking after fun, loud and silly children!"
What makes her happy? "Having fun with family and friends"
What makes her unhappy? "Spiders"
Favourite quote: "It always seems impossible until it's done" Nelson Mandela.
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