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Funky Owls Nursery is situated in the heart of Colliers Wood, just a stone's throw from the underground and local bus routes, making the setting the perfect choice for busy working parents. Behind their doors, you will find a beautifully sustainable, natural environment, where children are excited to learn, and practitioners are excited to teach.
At the same time, nestled amongst the Wandle Park, Colliers Wood Recreation Ground, and on the...
Funding & Fees
Non-funded rates start from £120/ day. Please contact Funky Owls Nursery for a more detailed fee structure and funded rates.
Non-funded rates include all meals, nappies, wipes, extra-curricular classes. Funky Owls Nursery accepts all childcare vouchers and is registered for tax free childcare; parents are responsible for registering with the relevant scheme.
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Type of Service
- Day Nursery
Opening Schedule
Open all yearFull days available
YesHalf day sessions offered
YesOwner
- Funky Owls Nursery
- Private Owned
Person in charge
- Sharon Lee (Manager)
Number of Childcare Staff
- 30
Total Places for Children
- 65
Age Range
- from 0 years 3 months
- to 5 years 0 months
Meals Provided
NoConsumables provided
NoOpening Times
- Monday 07:30-18:00
- Tuesday 07:30-18:00
- Wednesday 07:30-18:00
- Thursday 07:30-18:00
- Friday 07:30-18:00
When Closed
- Bank Holidays
Parking
- Funky Owls Nursery does not offer any parking; visitors can park in the Tesco Petrol station opposite the nursery for 30 minutes. Other parking can be found in surrounding streets, payable via Ringo.
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood Reviews (32)
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood has a Review Score of 9.7 (9.655) out of 10, based on 21 reviews in the last 2 years.
Over all time Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood has 32 reviews.
Our son started in the Yews room at 10 months old. From our first tour, the warmth of the team and management, especially Rahima, gave us complete confidence to trust them with our baby.
When he moved to the Sycamores room at 18m, Hayley and Mothika's incredible bonding skills helped him quickly overcome the usual toddler transition struggles. He loves them so much that he giggles saying their names at home and gets excited to get dressed when we mention going to see them. Seeing him happily hold the practitioners' hands at drop-off brought us immense peace of mind. We can't thank Hayley and Mothika enough for his communication and emotional growth. Hayley even learned words in our native language for our bilingual son!
He recently moved to the Willows room, and thanks to Rahima and the Willows team's personal support, he settled in beautifully. After 1.5 years here, we feel incredibly lucky to have found this nursery. Sharon, Rahima and all the practitioners are amazing!
Thank you so much for your lovely review.
We are delighted to hear how happy your little one has been throughout his journey at Funky Owls. It has been a pleasure to watch him grow and develop, and we are so pleased that he has settled well into each room along the way.
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My daughter has been at Funky Owls since 2924 joining in the baby room at the young age of 10 months. The team have been fantastic with her and she loves nursery and is growing into a kind and sociable young toddler. I am very grateful to the whole team.
Thank you so much for your kind feedback.
We are delighted to hear that your daughter has enjoyed her time at Funky Owls since joining us in the baby room. It has been wonderful to watch her grow into such a kind and sociable toddler.
Your lovely words mean a great deal to the whole team.
Our son has recently moved up to the Sycamores room and has settled in so well. We have really seen his confidence grow, and he is developing so quickly - he seems to be learning new words every day!
All of the staff at the nursery are so friendly and welcoming, and we have been especially impressed with Hayley and Mothika. Their kindness, energy, and approach with the children have been fantastic and have made such a positive difference.
Overall, we have had such a positive experience with the nursery, and we are looking forward to seeing our son continue to thrive there.
Thank you so much for your lovely feedback.
We are delighted to hear that your little one has settled so well and that you have seen such wonderful growth in his confidence and language development. It is always a pleasure to watch children thrive as they move through the nursery.
We couldn't be happier with Funky Owls. We have had our child there now for 8months and he loves it. The amazing staff, particularly Hayley and Mothika in Sycamores have been incredible and communicate really well with us. Our little boy adores them!
My only reservation was the lack of outdoor space but the children go on excursions every day and get plenty of time outdoors so this is no longer a worry.
The quality of the food is very good and our fussy child asks for seconds so they must be doing something right.
We are very grateful to Funky Owls and would recommend them to anyone
Thank you so much for your lovely review Chloe.
It's wonderful to hear your little one is enjoying the food so much to.
It's been amazing to watch my child grow, learn and come home excited to share what they have done at nursery. Your dedication and kindness have made such a positive impact. We truly appreciate the nurturing environment you've made. Our child feels safe, confident and happy every day. The confidence and joy she found in her classroom will stay with her for years to come, and for that we are deeply grateful.
Thank you so much for your kind words. Your appreciation means a lot, and we're grateful to be a part of their early journey.
Funky owls has looked after both of my children, for the past 5 years. Both children despite having totally different personalities have loved their time here. Although the nursery doesn't have a garden the children go out daily for enriching adventures, which I actually think is so much better than them being stuck on nursery grounds and looking at the same ole garden area. The kids here go to farms, museums, china town, explore all of the local parks and rivers, do street walks at Christmas to see all of the lights. It has a real community feel and I'd happily recommend this nursery as a great safe place for your children to learn. There's also sports coaches, musicians, reptiles farms that visit the nursery and each year they hatch their own chicks. The staff are amazing to pull all of this off.
Thank you so much for your heartfelt and thoughtful review. It truly means the world to us to hear how much you have enjoyed your experience as a family with us over the past five years. It has been such a joy for all of us here to be able to watch the children grow and thrive in their own unique...
Overall, we have had a very positive experience at Funky Owls. Our room leader had kept us informed, as well as the daily diaries. She is very good at remembering any changes to routines. All the staff seem friendly & caring & appear to get on well with each other. I like that they do a lot of trips & our daughter is developing well.
Thank you so much for your feedback! Your feedback means a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery! We are so happy that you are pleased with the trips, they are so important for the children and are always enjoyed.
They arrange lots of trips and activities which she seems to really enjoy, and the activities they do in the baby room have really influenced her skills in all areas - for example, crawling / climbing safely down steps / brushing a dolls hair / using a sippy cup. It's lovely to see her enjoying herself and we like seeing the photos of her day on the app.
Her room leader did a "parents evening" with us after a few months, and we were really impressed by how detailed and structured their assessment of her was, and how well the team knew her. We really got the impression they care about her!
Very happy with Funky Owls!
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! Your feedback means so much to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery! Thank you for entrusting us with your little one's care! It is such a pleasure having you and your family at Funky Owls Nursery.
Our daughter started at Funky Owls at 9 months and has now been there for around 4 months - she absolutely loves it. The staff are friendly and our daughter always comes home happy and fulfilled at the end of the day. She naps well there, eats well and has a wide variety of activities with other babies and teachers to keep her stimulated and excited.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! Your kind words mean a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery! It's an absolute pleasure having her with us in our Yews room and we are thrilled to hear that your experience with Funky Owls has been such a positive one.
Their food options were always varied and healthy, they regularly listened to parents to obtain feedback and updated us daily through their app with pictures and write-ups of all the activities that day. They also provided development feedback each term along with inviting us parents into the nursery on special occasions like Mother's Day to spend time with our children in the setting.
We were very sad to leave Funky Owls and still miss it. It is a lovely nursery setting.
Thank you so much for your feedback! Your feedback means a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery! It was a pleasure having you and your little one a part of the Funky Owls experience. We hope you all have settled well into your new and exciting journey.
The nursery is great and my child thoroughly enjoys attending. My child has developed great relationships with their teachers and this in turn has aided in their personal and social development. They have a wonderful range of activities that they do with the children on a daily basis and despite not having an outdoor space they make good use of the nearby parks and facilities such as the library. They also do trips for the older children farther afield which helps develop their independence and use of public transport.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! Your support and feedback mean a lot to us as we continue to create a nurturing and enriching environment for all the children. We are looking forward to the exciting journey ahead.
At Funky Owls Nursery my one-year-old son has settled in well thanks to the very well-trained and loving staff. They are very patient and able to create a warm and nurturing environment. They do a variety of activities and children look really happy and engaged purposively. The premises are clean and safe. They do not allow mobiles inside and they do not have any plastic toys, furniture or equipment for the children to use. Everything they have is wooden which is really appreciated.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! We're so proud of the successful transition to our Sycamore room. It's great to know that you appreciate our focus on engaging activities, safety, and the use of natural materials. Your kind words mean a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery!
Funky Owls is absolutely brilliant. Our daughter started nursery there at 10 months and the staff were amazing at making both our daughter and us as comfortable as possible with the transition. They were very thoughtful in terms of settling techniques and what is most comforting for each child. Our daughter now loves nursery. She is very happy around all the staff and loves waving to them when she comes in in the morning. She enjoys all of their outdoor excursions and I'm always very impressed by the variety of trips they go on, which definitely makes up for the lack of outdoor space. The nursery has also really helped her development. Since being there, she has started walking and her speech has really improved, which is down to an engaged and interactive staff. I couldn't recommend the nursery and its team more highly.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! We're so thrilled and proud of the recent transition to our Sycamore room. It's great to know that you appreciate our focus on engaging activities, safety, and the use of natural materials. Your kind words mean a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery!
Excellent nursery - very approachable friendly staff. Perfect style and very active in taking the children out of the nursery setting.
Thank you so much for your feedback! Your feedback means a lot to our dedicated team at Funky Owls Nursery!
Our experience with Funky Owls has been brilliant. The staff there are super friendly and genuinely care for the children. Our daughter really enjoys her time there and is in great spirits afterwards. The food is great and varied and always lets them taste new foods and cuisine. There is no outside space but they make up for this with daily outside trips - helping our daughter be a competent and confident walker. She loves the activities they put on and her learning and development have really been supported by the staff there.
Thank you so much for your kind words. We are truly touched by your feedback and are thrilled to hear that your experience with Funky Owls has been such a positive one. It's been an absolute joy being a part of your first nursery experience , starting from Yew's room and all the way through her...
Very impressed with Funky Owls. My son enjoys his time here and the staff have been knowledgeable and empathetic when helping him settle in. Despite no gardens, the children go out each day and explore the local area.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! We're thrilled to hear that your son enjoys his time at Funky Owls and that our staff has been able to support him in settling in. We're also pleased to hear that the local area explorations are a highlight for you and your family, the team eagerly look forward to these adventurous outings.
The children go out on trips every day, which has helped with walking skills, stamina, and knowledge of the local area. The food is varied and nutritious and both of mine love it!
One of the best things for me about the nursery is the way that they build a community with the parents - we have regular parties for main events, regular parent evenings to catch up on how they are doing, and parent reps for feedback and suggestions.
The only downside is the staff turnover, we hate to see our favourite staff move on!
Thank you for the lovely feedback. It means a lot to the nursery when we have families who have been a part of Funky Owls Nursery for as long as you have shared such feedback. We are sad to be saying goodbye to you from Chestnuts, however, we are pleased that our partnership work with you will...
Our daughter settled in really well. The staff are friendly and caring. We love the daily updates and photos on the app. We feel our daughter has learned a lot since starting.
Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback! Thank you for entrusting us with his care and growth!
My son has been at Funky Owls since he was just 9 months old. I have seen him grow with the nursery every day especially now in the Willows room. The nursery is lovely warm and inviting. Every day there is a new activity on experience planned and he seems to be really thriving from the variety. Our regular catchups with the nursery workers are informative and reassuring. They are very good communicators and efficient.
Thank you for your lovely feedback. The team really enjoy the opportuntiy to catch up with parents at the end of the day.
My son started at Funky Owls when he was just 6 months old. From the beginning it was easy to settle, he was always happy to stay there and they took such good care of him. Fast forward and he is nearly 4 years old now, sadly leaving for his big school, but for sure he will miss so much the time he spent with his pals at Funky Owls. They supported me when I needed extra days, shared concerns and supported my boy to be the best he could be. I could not recommend more.
Thank you for your kind words. It has been such a pleasure having you a part of Funky Owls Nursery. We are so proud of all the amazing children in Chestnut Room. We have no doubt they will flourish in their upcoming school adventures. We are looking forward to celebrating each of their Funky Owls journies and achievements, at the Funky Owls Graduation Ceremony.
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Meet the Team (7)
Zuzanna founded Funky Owls Nursery in July 2013 and is responsible for implementing the nursery's childcare provision. She describes herself as, "A snowboarding instructor with a passion for childcare, a love of books, a fondness for coffee with a huge attachment to family."
What makes her happy? "Snow"
What makes her unhappy? "People misspelling my name!"
Favourite quote: "You must be the change you wish to see in the world’’ Ghandi
Emily partnered with Zuzanna in 2016 as a Co-Director, responsible for finance and business development. She describes herself as, "A mum of 4, with an addiction to coffee, WhatsApp and Netflix, dreaming of a few moments of peace."
What makes her happy? "Sleeping children"
What makes her unhappy? "An empty wine rack!"
Favourite quote: "The best way to predict your future, is to create it" Abraham Lincoln
Sharon joined Funky Owls Nursery in June 2022 as Nursery Manager and is responsible for the day-to-day running of the setting. She describes herself as, "a calm and organised person who loves long walks in the woodlands and spending time with family."
What makes her happy? "a good cup of coffee"
What makes her unhappy? "unkindness and intolerance"
My favourite quote: "Live purely in the moment on a rampage of appreciation" Wayne Dyer
Rahima joined Funky Owls Nursery in April 2022 as Deputy Manager and is responsible for supporting the Management team in the day-to-day running of the setting. She describes herself as, "someone with a vision and goal that’s looking to learn and grow. Counting myself lucky to be able to add more unique experiences to my journey."
What makes her happy? "travelling around the world"
What makes her unhappy? "nice shoes, not being available in size 3 at all times"
Favourite quote: "If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters" Claire Cook
Originally from New Zealand, Joanne joined us in July 2023 as a Level 3 practitioner and was promoted to Yews Room Leader in February 2024. She describes herself as "kind, empathic, keen to travel the world, and see and learn new things."
What makes her happy? "Seeing and spending time with my family and friends"
What makes her unhappy? "Waking up early"
Favourite quote: "Carpe diem – Seize the day" Horace
Federica is one of our longest-standing members of the team, joining Funky Owls Nursery back in 2014. After a year in a different setting in 2018, she rejoined the company in May 2019. She describes herself as, "An enthusiastic traveller, with a passion for exploring new places and looking for the next adventure."
What makes her happy? "Knowing I've always tried my best"
What makes her unhappy? "Selfish or arrogant people"
Favourite quote: "The most worthwhile thing is to try to put happiness into the lives of others" Baden Powell
Vanessa joined Funky Owls Nursery in April 2021 as an Early Years Educator in preschool, before being promoted to Room Leader of Willows (age 2-3) in November 2021. She describes herself as, "Fun, loud and silly; making me perfect for looking after fun, loud and silly children!"
What makes her happy? "Having fun with family and friends"
What makes her unhappy? "Spiders"
Favourite quote: "It always seems impossible until it's done" Nelson Mandela.
Frequently Asked Questions about Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood
What is the Age Range of Children that Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood accepts?
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood accepts Children aged from 0 years 3 months to 5 years 0 months.
What Days & Hours is Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood Open?
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood is open: Monday 07:30-18:00, Tuesday 07:30-18:00, Wednesday 07:30-18:00, Thursday 07:30-18:00, Friday 07:30-18:00.
How many Children does Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood have capacity for?
Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood has capacity for a total of 65 Children.
How far is Funky Owls Nursery Colliers Wood to the centre of London?
6.0 mile(s) as the crow flies, distance by road may be significantly further.
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